Archive for January 2011

Hello.

With the ever developing mobile phone technologies, nowadays most of us make full use of it to browse everything on the phone. This includes the iPad too. Well, it’s not an apparent reason for the iPad not to display the blog properly since it’s optimized for the web but the problem goes with mobile phone users because the platform they are using are unable to render the website properly; especially heavy coded blogs.

I presume that blogs with many followers like Hanis Zalikha, Hami Asraff, will have their readers to read it on a mobile phone. The idea to self explore about mobile friendly blog page came when Hami’s blog was unable to render properly on my iPhone. Google-d for the solution and found one on Acap’s (ACAPAWN7) but perhaps the code was kind of outdated, it didn’t work.

So, I explored the Blogger Dashboard myself. Since mine is the Blogger in Draft version, I didn’t know that the option to switch on the mobile template is there. Here it is; step by step:

1. Make sure your Blogger Dashboard is BLOGGER IN DRAFT. You can either type http://draft.blogger.com directly or what you do is; scroll all the way down till you find this:

Click on the Blogger in Draft link. If you like the Blogger in Draft, you can make it your default dashboard by keeping this thing below; checked.

2. To switch on your mobile template, go to Settings.

3. On the listed tabs there, choose E-Mail & Mobile and you’ll find this:

Click on the radio button. You can also click on MOBILE PREVIEW if you like to. Once satisfied, scroll down and click on Save Settings. Voila! Your blog is now blog is now mobile friendly :)

Provided there is the QR-code (Quick Response code). You can put this thing anywhere on your Facebook etc so that people can only scan the QR-code and read your blog without having to type anything.

A QR-code scanner on iPhone

Really convenient isn’t? So, try it yourself!

Scan mine :P

World is composed by so many things including the word that I typed just now, HATE.

Enough to ruin my day, I made such a wrong decision to ask someone this (dialogue below is merely based on the real one since I kind of forgot the real conversation):

Me: Hi.

Him: Yup.

Me: How I can join Society Y?

Him: I’m no Society Y-er.

Me: Oh? I thought you were one of the Society Y.

Him: No, if I were one to be one of those, I’d make your life a living hell.

Me: Why?

Him: Because I simply don’t like you.

Me: Oh. Thanks for the hints. I’ll refrain from texting you again. Bye.

I don’t know maybe he’s still got his own vendettas toward me. But seriously, the way he responded to my text message not so long time ago, he sounded want to make things up again but this proved that my anticipation was wrong.

After all, I suppose he is agathokakological. The confusion he suffers made him to do such thing.

Actually I don’t mind people to dislike me or anything because as a human, we have things that we like and dislike so as I am, I have certain people who I despise horribly. But in this case, the only thing that disappoints me is that, I thought people in Society Y are professionals. They would hide their hatred and just let potential individuals to further flourish the society/group or whatsoever it is. This is so contrary to my believes.

It seems like I’m having my first predicament to be a Society Y-er.

I must say to myself that I’m not a loser or quitter thus I can’t be knocked down by this.

Thanks to my friend who said,

“Society Y bukan bapak dia punya, buat tak tau je”

Thanks friend, you’re really helpful at my most fragile state.

Good night.

Hai.

Entri ni takde kena mengena dengan mana-mana kaum pun. Takyah nak cuak sangat la en.

Hmm. Dah masuk semester baru. Tapi still tak dapat lupa kenangan kat Segamat. Dengan budak-budak kelas, especially geng-geng satu kepala macam aku. Faidz, Dora, Aween dgn sorang lagi tenggelam tak timbul-timbul, Minah.

Banyak cerita pasal dia ni. Mak bapak sorok lah hape lah. Tapi aku taknak cerita banyak pasal dia. Macam-macam dalam fikiran ni. Tapi nak cakap kang kata buruk pulak. Papepun, aku harap apa yang terjadi kat dia taklah seperti yang disangka.

So, nak dijadikan cerita, pada suatu hari, ada lah perjumpaan untuk persatuan X; persatuan bagi students yg amik course macam aku amik di institusi X. HAHA. X X X. Pening kan. Off the record, ada la sedikit sebanyak lecturer yg complain pasal budakbudak kumpulan X.

Macam mana tak complain, budakbudak kumpulan X ni katanya, asyik cakap “dulu kitorang kat Segamat macam ni macam tu” Aku yang ex institusi X cawangan Segamat ni pun, “err… saya bukan daripada situ eh” So tell me nak cakap macam mana? Kalau dah kat Shah Alam tu, buat la cara kat Shah Alam. Lain kandang, lain la bunyi dia. Mungkin betul Pensyarah X cakap, “kalau asyik-asyik nak Segamat, pergi je sambung degree kat Segamat tu!”

 Err…Segamat dihatiku?

Tension jadinya Pensyarah X. Kesian Pensyarah X. Kannn? Masa kat Segamat dulu ingat lagi aku buat hal dengan senior. Haha. Kecoh jap Sempana Riau tu. Ada la budak-budak cakap “kat SR buat la cara kat SR”. So now why dont budakbudak kumpulan X buat cara macam diorang kat Shah Alam? Lain HEP, lain la procedures. Ni tak habis-habis nak bash the management for this and that.

“apabila si Segamat nak menguasai pentadbiran yang sememangnya rapuh”

itu lah yang hanya boleh Gadis X simpulkan bg budakbudak kumpulan X.

Okay bagi student2 institusi X Segamat (you know who you are), takyah emo lebih ok. ni tak terlibat korang pun. maruah institusi X Segamat masih dalam jagaan rapi walaupun pada siapa yang tau cerita ni, mungkin sedikit tercalar.

Pengajarannya, mengembek kat kandang kambing, menge-moo kat kandang lembu. Takyah nak ngada-ngada jadi badak sumbu kat kandang lembu atau kambing. Faham? Just go with the flow lah. I learnt my lesson long time ago. So now is their turn, KOT.

Dengan itu,

Samarahan, Segamat, Shah Alam dihatiku.

Sekian.

Bai.

First of all, what a tiring day today.

Couldn’t shake the lethargy off yet as I have TRANSCILT’s meeting tonight. Too bad isn’t it?

Will try to write back in English just like the old times as I’m getting rusty and rustier each day. Ms Ida would smack me on my head if she happens to know my current state of English. Grr…

Anyway, what was I going to tell you guys, the girls especially, don’t really trust guys. Err, this is an advice from me, a boy or a guy or whatever you call it, to girls. Jarang kan ada budak baik macam I ni bagi advice kan?

Physically there’s only one type of guys. A masculine one. Except if he done something to the genital part. That’s totally a different case.

Actually, I’ve been seeing this pattern of guys for quite a while already. But couldn’t really figure out what kind of guys are they. It is just there are some significant events that happened around me lately made me want to blog about this.

There’s one type of guys which the girls might call them ‘gentle’. Sissy-ish on the outside, but gentle inside. Like seriously, I don’t even know how the girls could call them gentle. Couldn’t care less.

Next, people who are pious looking and religious. They would put some religious, praising Allah on social networks (by this means, Twitter, Facebook, blog et cetera) but they really are not that pious. Irony isn’t it?

So girls, don’t trust guys easily.

Tahniah buat pasukan bola sepak kebangsaan kerana menjuarai Piala AFF Suzuki 2010 baru baru ni. Tak pernah pernah Malaysia menang Piala AFF Suzuki (atau dulu dikenali sebagai Piala Tiger sebab Tiger Beer yang sponsor kot?) so sekarang baru lah orang nak pandang pasukan bola sepak kebangsaan ni. Kalau tak dulu asyik mengutuk je. Kan?

Gambar ehsan err…daripada mana tah aku amik. Google Image je. Hehe.

Seriously, aku tak minat bola. Baik football scene kebangsaan ke liga Eropah ke, aku memang kurang berminat. Cakap la gelecek ke tackle ke apa ke. Aku mana tau. Memang kaki bangku. Tapi hari tu tetibe Malaysia dapat masuk final, aku pun tengok la yang kat Bukit Jalil tu. Tak tengok sangat sebenarnya. Sibuk tweet.

Kalau kat padang bola tu Malaysia – Indonesia tengah lawan final Piala AFF tu, kat Twitter plak lain. Perghhh.. Kaw kaw sial orang-orang sana kutuk negara kita. Kalau baca memang stok panas je ah. Kadang-kadang diorang tu tak guna otak gak bash kita. Yang orang kita pun ada gak macam tak guna otak bash diorang.

Aku pun takleh nak kutuk sangat Indonesia sebab it’s the country where my roots come from. Atuk nenek aku Jawa Johor, so mesti berakar umbi daripada sana. Takleh nak cakap banyak la kan? Tapi orang-orang Indonesia ni pun satu hal, kita banyak tolong dia, bagi bantuan kemanusiaan, boleh pulak diorang kata kita Malingsia. Apa je kita ‘maling’kan daripada diorang? Budaya? Kita satu rumpun, mesti la persamaan budaya sikit sebanyak kan? Some Indonesians are positive about this. Tu la kesian tengok nasib diorang yang overshadowed by these negative minded people. Maybe media diorang pun mainkan peranan, terlalu membakar rakyat. Apa lagi nak daripada Malaysia ni? Terima jelah hakikat yang takde Malaysiaraya semua tu dah. Dah berdekad berlalu.

Kalau korang paham bahasa Indonesia sikit-sikit, jenguklah link ni: http://iful175.blogspot.com/2010/10/ternyata-media-penyebab-perselisihan.html

OK dah sudah cerita pasal tu, nak cerita pasal KFCM. Khairul Fahmi Che Mat yang tetibe jadi rebutan wanita Malaya ni. Sebelum dia main untuk Malaysia ni (sebab sebelum ni dia sub je), macam takde orang nak cite pasal dia. Maybe tak hensem macam sekarang?

KFCM = Khairul Fahmi Che Mat

Memula, abang aku la yang kata dia ni goalkeeper paling konsisten. Aku mana kenal. So, lantak la konsisten ke apa ke. Pastu bila dah tengok match Indonesia vs. Malaysia kat Gelora Bung Karno hari tu, mak ai, dia ni robot ke apa? Tangkap bola gila cekap? No wonder la dia menang dua awards kat FAM event hari tu. Totally deserved it. Tapi sayang dia tak menang MVP (Most Valuable Player) kat AFF hari tu. Mungkin jugak diorang nak bagi adil, ada yang Indonesia menang.

Malam tu kawkaw orang tweet pasal dia ni sampai terkeluar kat Twitter Trending Worldwide:

 Manohara pun ada. Tapi lantak ah.

Jadi bila dah popular tu, makin ramai perempuan tergila-gila kat dia, ramai la yang buat status yg bukan bukan. Haha. Biasa la, perempuan kan? :P

Aku terikut arus sikit la, aku baca blog girlfriend dia: http://jejariruncing.blogspot.com.

Aha, Hanis Zalikha ada letak gambar KFCM tengah mengangkang:

Tengok pakcik tu usha mana. HAHA.

So Hanis mentioned nama KFCM, pastu si Elia ni buat la post http://jejariruncing.blogspot.com/2010/12/omg-hanis-zalikha-suka-my-incik-apex.html

Aku boleh kata, sometimes Elia ni buat posts macam rasa dia ni insecure. Ada orang pulak tweet sebijik macam mana yang aku rasa. Haha.

Had to search within Twitter sebab aku lupa timeline twitter macam G6. Laju sangat.

Aku pun saja-saja la tweet:

Seriously, page count JejariRuncing tu naik mendadak lepas Malaysia menang. Bayangkan, Facebook Fanpage KFCM tu masa sebelum Malaysia menang, 60,000-/+ je yang LIKE THIS. Lepas-lepas tu, Mak aih, aku check dah naik 170,000! So, untuk somebody yang tak berapa nak celebrity macam Elia ni, follower kat blog sampai 6000+ memang la menakjubkan. Tahtah nanti ada chance outnumber Hanis? Haha. Hanis u jangan marah eh! OK, time ni Elia ni dah boleh buat duit dah dengan blog dia ni. Ramai gila readers. And not to mention STALKERS.

As a reply to the tweet, ada pulak user reply:

Err, big fan of Hanis kot ni? Bukan main dia backup Hanis. Haha. Walaupun dia salah eja, aku salute la kat Hanis ada big fan macam ni. OK, cepatlah compete Elia dgn Hanis siapa dapat KFCM *bakar line*.

Papepun, aku harap KFCM dah popular, jangan la sia-siakan kat Elia yang dia tatang dulu. Macam macam boleh jadi, bro. Jangan lupa daratan. Heh.

Dengan itu,

“Majulah Sukan Untuk Negara!”